We love to believe our furry companions are uniquely individual, but any veterinarian who works with a wide variety of animals will tell you—certain breeds definitely come with their own distinctive quirks.
Enter Dr. Molly Brinkmann, a veterinarian delighting TikTok audiences with hilariously accurate impressions of the pet breeds that frequent her office. Not only does she perfectly capture their stereotypical personalities, but she also highlights the most common reasons they’re likely to visit the vet.
The Dog Breed Rundown
Brinkmann starts with popular dog breeds, and the results are spot-on:
- Labradors and Golden Retrievers: These perpetually happy and slightly goofy pups waltz in carefree—often because they’ve eaten something they shouldn’t have. In her skit, the dog cheerfully admits, “I ate some socks the other day, like 12 of them…but I really do feel fine!”
- German Shepherds: Always a bit anxious, these dogs are dealing with a “butt problem,” as Brinkmann puts it.
- Australian Shepherds: High-energy Aussies come crashing through the door, having run “45 miles a day” despite an injury. “I need to know how I can fix this ASAP,” says the overachieving dog.
- Doodles: The anxious, toy-carrying Doodle comes in for itchy ears.
- Cavalier King Charles Spaniels: Ever the divas, Cavaliers ask the vet not to mess up their freshly styled fur while getting their “anal glands expressed.”
- French Bulldogs: Poor Frenchies are a walking list of ailments—itchy skin, watery eyes, sore legs, and possibly a urinary tract infection. These frequent visitors might as well have a loyalty card at the clinic.
Pet owners found her impressions hilariously relatable.
“My golden ate an entire pan of brownies, and we had to get his stomach pumped. He was thrilled and cheerful through the whole ordeal,” one commenter shared.
“If you don’t like having money, get a bulldog!” quipped another.
A Round of Cat Impressions
Brinkmann didn’t stop at dogs. In follow-up videos, she tackled cats with equal flair.
- Tuxedo Cats: These cats are in constant motion, unable to sit still.
- Orange Male Cats: These confident charmers act like they own the place, flirting shamelessly.
- Persians: With their signature resting frown face, Persians exude quiet disdain.
- Tortoiseshell Cats (Torties): Suspicious and short-tempered, Torties trust no one.
- Bengals: These energetic eternal kittens have absolutely no idea how to use their inside voice.
She also added a fan-favorite—the “spicy cat.” Complete with shades, a knife, and a bad attitude, this feisty feline had viewers cracking up.
More Fun With Impressions
Dr. Brinkmann’s TikTok is filled with entertaining videos that showcase her talent for impersonations. From how different breeds behave at Christmas parties and amusement parks to greeting their owners at the door, she brings every personality to life with humor and affection. While dogs dominate much of her content, she makes sure to include cats, proving her love for all her furry patients.
For more laugh-out-loud pet impressions, check out Brinkmann’s TikTok account here.