1. Tug of War (1900-1920)
This Olympic event spanned five Games. Its potential return could attract a dedicated fanbase, akin to gymnastics or swimming enthusiasts. The display of arm and thigh strength would likely captivate audiences.
2. Solo Synchronized Swimming (1984-1992)
Huh!?!?
3. Lifesaving (1900)
Despite its brief Olympic appearance, Lifesaving remains an active sport in the World Games. Events include mannequin relays reminiscent of dramatic lifeguard scenes from Bay Watch… Wait, wait, he's going to do something in a minute…just wait!
4. Hot Air Ballooning (1900)
This one-time Olympic event judged competitors on speed, altitude, and aerial photography. It could have been an intriguing spectacle for viewers.
5. Painting and Sculpture (1912-1948)
The Olympics once embraced artistic disciplines, including architecture, literature, music, painting, and sculpture. These events might appeal to those seeking more creative Olympic competitions. She's also an Olympic paint brush chewer.
6. Pigeon Shooting (1900)
This controversial event appeared only once. Competitors aimed to shoot the most pigeons, a practice that would likely face significant opposition today. Duh.
7. Running Deer Shooting (1908-1948)
This event involved shooting at a moving deer-shaped target. While not using live animals, it remains a peculiar choice for an Olympic sport.
8. Rope Climbing (1896-1932)
Featured in seven Olympic Games, this event may have been overshadowed by the more dynamic gymnastics competitions.
9. Distance Diving (1904)
Known as the “Plunge for Distance,” this event measured how far competitors could travel underwater after diving. Despite its simplicity, it was considered one of the less exciting Olympic sports.
10. Pistol Duelling (1908)
Competitors shot at each other using wax bullets, pushing the boundaries of safety and sportsmanship. What the…?!?!
11. Motor Boat Racing (1908)
This event faced challenges due to weather conditions and was ultimately deemed unsuitable for the Olympics.
12. Pole Archery (1900 and 1920)
Also known as Popinjay, this sport involved shooting at artificial birds attached to poles. It's unclear why this was preferred over traditional archery.
13. Croquet (1900)
This event struggled with low spectator turnout and limited international participation. Does anyone want some tea and crumpets while we watch in our tweeds?
14. Dumbbell Contest (1904)
This strength-based competition would likely appeal to weightlifting enthusiasts if it were still part of the Olympic program. I say bring this one back!
**Bonus Event – Plant Growing!
After these weird sports, maybe this could also be one!